The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (Novel)

The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (Novel)

ARE YOU READY TO PLAY SOME DUNGEONS AND FUCKING DRAGONS?

The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game.

While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master’s retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players’ commands to have sex with everything in sight.

Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe.

Biographical Notes:

Carlton Mellick III is an American author currently residing in Portland, Oregon. He is best known as one of the leading authors in the Bizarro movement in underground literature. Mellick’s work has been described as a combination of trashy schlock sci-fi/horror and postmodern literary art.

His work has appeared in The Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror, The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade, and Vice Magazine, and has been translated into Italian, German, Russian, Spanish, Polish, French and Japanese.

Reviews&Quotes:

“Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles… and the kinkiest fans!” – CHRISTOPHER MOORE

“If you like satires which are highly imaginative, subversive, gory, funny as hell and completely surreal CM3 may be your literary messiah.” – RICARDO GONZALEZ DEL VALLE

“Mellick is smarter than the dumbness he tries to coat his writing in; you feel like you’re reading a comic or watching MTV – but underneath there is something deeper and smarter than the cartoonish presentation before your eyes.” – EUCHIRD

More details on Carlton Mellick III:

Carlton Mellick’s Twitter account

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